• GROUP FUN FOR MEN IN NYC DONE THE RIGHT WAY. QUALITY. CURATED. TRULY INVITE ONLY.

  • WE SHAPE THE GROUP TO BE A BALANCED MIX OF HOT TOPS, BOTTOMS, VERSE, ETC — RELEASING INVITES IN STAGES AND THEN CALIBRATING FURTHER INVITES AS THE LIST OF ATTENDEES FOR A PARTY BUILDS, RESULTING IN THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE.

  • WE ENFORCE AN ARRIVAL WINDOW TO MAKE SURE THERE IS NO LULL AND TO ENSURE PEAK PLAY FOR THE NIGHT.

  • THIS IS NOT LIKE OTHER PARTIES. WE DON’T PREACH CURATION AND THEN MAKE A CASH GRAB BY CHOSING QUANTITY OVER QUALITY.

  • WHEN WE SAY WE “CURATE” – WE ACTUALLY DO.

  • WHEN WE SAY “INVITE ONLY” – IT REALLY IS.

  • WHEN WE SAY WE VERIFY AT THE DOOR — THAT’S NOT A LIE.

    DISCLAIMER:

    The Darkest Room is a private party and we reserve the right to deny entry to anyone at the door for any reason. ESPECIALLY if your submitted pictures do not look like YOU.

WANT TO CUM?

  1. APPLY & TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. WE PERSONALLY REVIEW ALL SUBMITTED APPS.

  2. IF YOU ARE APPROVED AND JUDGED TO BE A GOOD FIT FOR AN UPCOMING PARTY, WE WILL SEND YOU AN INVITATION TO PURCHASE YOUR TICKET.

  3. ATTEND – AND BE GLAD YOU DID.

CONTACT US AT DARKESTROOMPARTY@GMAIL.COM

Uumbral Events and The Darkest Room comply with all State, Local, Federal & International Law. All parties are highly curated private events – not public accommodations.